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unhappy.
-- Groucho Marx
-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
-- Elizabeth I
the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.
Make three correct guesses consecutively
and you will establish yourself as an expert.
-- Dean Acheson
-- '76 Olympics
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
-- Larry Wall in <199710221937.MAA25131@wall.org>
-- Kin Hubbard
-- Christopher Lascl
The Cards were fine in 'sixty nine,
But the Cubs will be heavenly in nineteen and seventy."
-- Ernie Banks
-- ubiquitous cry from Linux-user partner
really really fast.
-- Jake Johanson
that a belch is more satisfying.
-- Ingmar Bergman
Aren't we all out on our own recognizance?
should live.
-- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
-- Thomas Paine
on the same day.
first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it.
-- Donnay
"I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
-- Tom Lehrer
-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence
of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.
-- John Sloan
A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?
L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
-- Rita Rudner
If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!
-- Jim Warner
-- Dirty Harry
how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson
Experience is directly proportional to the
amount of equipment ruined.
woman should marry -- and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
would want *___two* wives is a bigamystery.
I forget the second.
"Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis
shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
and are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule?
-- A. Cooper
doing it.
Corporate food stamps.
-- Butch Cassidy
really make them think they'll hate you.
period of time.
-- George Carlin
golf with his boss.
completely overwhelm you.
-- Oscar Wilde
-- Ronald Macdonald
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
-- Anne Frank
-- Adlai Stevenson
-- Ralph Hartley
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
if you compare it with a system selling for a tenth its price.
-- D. Cohen
-- Thomas Edison
the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
-- Phyllis Diller
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
-- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking
incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
-- Emo Philips
Building with paperclips is impressive. Doing it blindfolded is
eleet.
The vice of being right
Command Line User Environment".
(seen in a posting in comp.software.testing)
sometimes three.
-- Alexandre Dumas
are scheduled.
madly in love, drunk, or running for office.
-- M. M. Johnston
never find out the truth.
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
-- George Meredith
-- Dorothy Parker
-- Garry Peterson, about Survival Research Labs
conferences.
-- Larry Wall in <199710071721.KAA19014@wall.org>
-- H. R. Haldeman
it has its light side. It's sort of like cosmic duct tape.
-- Proverbs 15:1
-- Don Vonada
offends no law, and is a king indeed.
-- George Chapman
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
-- Steven Wright
-- Benjamin Disraeli
-- Jean Giraudoux
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
-- P. J. Bailey
The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
warning to others.
microsoft's backorifice
-- G. K. Chesterton
-- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1
insufficient evidence.
-- W. K. Clifford, British philosopher, circa 1876
-- Samuel Goldwyn
-- A. J. Perlis
you clearly don't understand the situation.
The process by which human knowledge is advanced.
who miss NT-like uptimes
restaurant.
-- Snoopy
the smallest amount of thoughts."
-- Winston Churchill
When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
"SOMEONE ELSE."
-- Ambrose Bierce
[From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]
-- Medieval prayer
All the trees are red.
No one ever dies there.
No one has a head....
A prelude to "No."
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
INSTRUCTIONS ...
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when
it sits in the dish too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
-- The_Kind @ LinuxNet
are right more than half of the time.
-- E. B. White
Dorothy Gale
Auntie Em:
Hate you.
Hate Kansas.
Taking the dog.
Dorothy
surviving until Friday afternoon.
-- Sir Humphrey Appleby
ravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing dragon.
-- Willow
They never meet.
-- Linus Torvalds
want to make some alterations.
-- Kim Hubbard
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
-- Lewis Carroll
-- A Small Circle of Friends
DOLLHOUSE you can find!! An make it SNAPPY!!
-- Redd Foxx
-- Winston Churchill
talk about after dinner.
-- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"
-- Jeannette Rankin
-- Maimie Van Doren
that subject.
-- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
-- Steven Wright
Convertible bonds.
-- An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
-- Zonker Harris
A French chopping center.
-- Han Solo
-- Wally Shawn
-- Dorothy Parker
-- G. Blaauw, one of the designers of System 360
A: A dinner party.
